Naughty or nice?

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I put gum in whiskersink‘s hair (-12 points). In October I didn’t flush (-1 points). In February I pulled over and changed coebooth‘s flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I stole ravelda‘s purse (-30 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-728 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
shanawrites

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Sorry about being such a heartless dictator, Canada. And apologies also about the gum and the purse stealing and not flushing. I’ll try to be better next year!

I just got back from getting a filling in my tooth way in the back and I keep feeling like I’m drooling.

2 comments

  1. coebooth says:

    Hey, thanks for helping me with that flat!!! I see it hasn’t helped you with Santa any, but I really appreciated it!

    And I’m sure Santa will leave you something under the tree… a lump of coal or something!
    🙂

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